6 Haiku

 

Haiku

 

Here are 6 Haiku that I thought you all might enjoy. Obviously the first one is a lie, as evidenced by the following 5.

 

I do not want to

write any haiku for you

‘cept maybe this one.

 

Gravity is weird.

The metric will show us where

there are curves in space.

 

Black holes have no hair.

Mass and momentum conserved,

and charge, nothing else.

 

Light cannot escape

past the event horizon

inside the black hole.

 

Matlab will not run.

Mathematica is too slow.

Python does it great.

 

Tea makes life better

unless it’s poured in keyboards

then you may smell toast.

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