And They Wonder Why We Hate Them

And_They_WonderLooking down at their cowering forms he lifted the sword above his head. He saw the glint off the blade reflected in their wide eyes and he smiled; he loved his job.
A long silence crept between them as he stood like that, watching the children, waiting for the moment to be just right.
Bringing the handle close to his forehead, he finally said, “Look! I’m a unicorn!” and began to dance wildly from side to side, his gigantic shoes flopping on the ground, and the balloon sword waving back and forth above his brightly colored hair.

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