Little Bunny Foo Foo

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Little Bunny Foo Foo
went searching through the forest
looking for the field mouse
to chop off his head

When down came the Curse Fairy and he said

Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don’t want to catch you
hunting down the field mouse
to collect his fucking head

I’ll let you off with a warning this time, but if it happens again I’ll have to turn you into a GOON!
But 10 minutes later…

Little Bunny Foo Foo
was searching through the forest
He tracked down the field mouse
and relieved him of his head

Then down came the Curse Fairy and he said

Little Bunny Foo Foo
what the hell did you do?
You caught the god-damned field mouse
and chopped off his fucking head!

I gave you a chance to change your ways but now I have to turn you into a GOON!

Then Little Bunny Foo Foo
said “Fairy, you know I’m not afraid of you!”
And he threw his battle axe
which lopped off the fairy’s head

And the moral of this story is, “During conflict management, try not to lose your head.”



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